Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Tree Zombies Are Real

It has been reported by Twitter user @TamelaBuhrke that Tree Zombies actually exist. A tree zombie is a tree that has died due to unnatural circumstances. This includes putting the tree in your car and leaving it to die or just ignoring it for extended period of time until it finally fades away.

But due to supernatural reasons, the tree doesn't die. It does rot and it becomes soft in some regions but it doesn't fade away. The branches of the tree are transformed into claws and it starts leaking harmful gases. Unfortunately the event couldn't be covered further because @TamelaBuhrke didn't update her twitter time line. User @Dfg contacted @TamelaBuhrke via twitter but couldn't reach through. Fearing for the worst he contacted the local police and found out that they're already investigating it.

According to the inspector, local police was contacted by @TamelaBuhrke neighbor after seeing the Tree Zombie latch on to her neck. Miss Unknown was shaken by the incident and was holding a lighter and some oil in her hands. Local media crew gathered around Miss @TamelaBuhrke house and a group of Anti-Zombie fighters were seen holding lighters and flamethrowers. The street leading up to her home were jam packed with civilians.

According to Channel 4, @TamelaBuhrke is a talented author and she is fond of tree's and flying camels.The police fearing the worst contacted CDC, the car in which the tree died was covered in a sticky substance. The samples were taken by CDC. After repeated attempts the door was taken down. CDC officials rushed in only to find Miss @TamelaBuhrke on the floor with bit marks all over her neck.

The Tree Zombie or the baby tree was missing from the house. After a complete search only few drops of blood were discovered.  Tamela was taken to CDC ICU and is now currently being checked. This incident has sparked a major protest in the town and groups are seen searching for the Tree zombie.

Some witnesses claim seeing the tree zombie with it's claw like branches slowly climbing a tree. Citizens are advised not to go in the woods.



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Back from the Dead

While I was going through my Google Account I discovered I had a blog attached to this account. To my surprise it was the blog I created back in 2009. Well, I can't let it die, so I will try to revive it. I am already over booked but I am sure I can add something here that will interest others.

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